26,married with 2 cats,
“Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.”
Preferably 18+
First time I got stupid
Drunk and did not smoke even one drag of a cigarette
I love being able to carry my med vape around and not feel sketched out
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, and nobody else does either;”— Maurice Maeterlinck, from Complete Poems & Plays; “Princess Maleine,”
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January 10th, 2019
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“He’s my son. He was taken by these divers”
Finding Nemo (2003) dir. Andrew Stanton, Lee Unkrich
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The older you get and the more professional experience you get under your belt, the more you realize that everyone is faking it, and everything is on the verge of falling apart.
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That so cute, you think you’re scary
Well, mister, I’ve seen scary
and you don’t have his smile
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So
Sleepy drunk
He can pretend all he likes but we all know he’s a massive derp
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